Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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