he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
how does that bad decision feel?
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