make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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