How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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