it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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