There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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