im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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