ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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