I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Randomize
