Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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