I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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