Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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