Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I need to calm my uterus...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
