Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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