There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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