no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Found the puke drawer
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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