i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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