The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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