there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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