Having a random hookup so left but love u
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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