if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
