My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
