hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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