Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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