I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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