I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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