even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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