I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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