drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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