is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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