I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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