perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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