He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize