have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its not stalking. its research.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
