I've blown a few things in my day
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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