I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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