Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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