belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
ttyl tear gas
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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