NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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