Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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