What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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