Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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