i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
either way he was missing a nipple.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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