But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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