I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
