Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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