please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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