I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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