So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
MIDGETS
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Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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