kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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