We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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