Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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