And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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