with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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