I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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